Sooo one of my mom’s colleagues and her kids went missing a few days ago, and like we didn’t know she was missing until we saw a missing notice posted on Facebook
… She’s not actually missing tho, she’s in hiding. From the exact same people who posted that missing notice, and who she definitely doesn’t want to be found by.
So a reminder to please please check this kind of thing before you share missing notices.
If ya’ll are wondering why I never reblog those things? This is why.
Pay attention to what you’re reblogging people!!!
I’m now imagining their attempts to infiltrate getting more and more complex. Soon, they’ll be joining the fandoms and making fanart, fanfiction, and other tumblr content. Then when they realize their aims will take a greater investment of time and effort, they’ll start waiting weeks before spamming troll posts. Months. Years.
60 years from now an old man gets the signal from 4chan that it’s time to act. He kisses the wife he met on tumblr on the cheek in her sleep to say goodbye, whispering his love for her in her ear, his voice tinged by unmistakable shades of regret. As he takes out his holographatronic phone and posts his gore post, shocking the tumblr users that are part of his pinochle blog following, he keeps looking at the photos of his children and grandchildren on his desk and weeps despondently.
He knew this day would come. He’s always had his mission. But he went too deep, came to love this life too much. He’s not ready to say goodbye.
He NEVER would have been ready to say goodbye.
"ZING! OH MAN I GOT HER AGAIN. I tell you, there is nothing better than walking around in formal wear and ridiculously oversized sunglasses and making fun of middle schoolers. Damn, Chiba, you are the MAN. This has put me in such a great mood, I might live it up and repot my plants a few days ahead of schedule. LIVING THE LIFE."
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
Air conditioning unit
Auto cut-off switch
Auto fishing device
- Automatic gear shift
- Baby buggy (aka stroller)
- Bicycle frame
- Biscuit cutter
- Blood plasma bag
- Cellular phone
- Chamber commode
- Clothes dryer
- Curtain rod and curtain rod support
- Door knob
- Dust pan
- Door stop
- Egg beater
- Electric light bulb
- Eye protector
- Fire escape ladder
- Fire extinguisher
- Folding bed
- Folding chair
- Fountain pen
- Furniture caster
- Gas mask
- Golf tee
- Hair brush
- Hand stamp
- Horse shoe
- Ice cream scooper
- Improved sugar making
- Insect-destroyer gun
- Ironing board
- Key chain
- Lawn mower
- Lawn sprinkler
- Lemon squeezer
- Lubricating cup
- Lunch pail
- Mail box
- Peanut butter
- Pencil sharpener
- Phone transmitter
- Record arm player
- Riding saddles
- Rolling pin
- Shampoo headrest
- Spark plug
- Straightening comb
- Street sweeper
- Thermostat control
- Traffic light
- Jazz (and subgenres)
- Hip Hop (and subgenres)
- Rock n Roll
- Speech (Africans first to use language)
- Writing (before it became more complex in Mesopotamia)
- Medicine (Ancient Egypt)
- Architecture (Ancient Egypt)
- Mathematics (prehistoric)
- Mining of minerals
- Iron smelting
- International trade
- Philosophy (dates back to before Ancient Egypt was before Ancient Egypt if you know what I mean)
- Art (oldest art known is 75,000 years old found in South Africa)
- First to invent a flying machine
- Optics (eye stuff)
- Instruments in music
- Crank connecting rod system
Central and South American inventions:
- First try at the color television
- Ochoaplane, a folding wing airplane
- Acceleglove, a glove that can translate sign language into speech
- Rocket belt
- Air-pressure powered driver for pneumatic ventricular assist device
- A method for preforming cable for promoting adhesion to overmolded sensor body for Delphi Technologies Inc
- Contraceptive pill
- The pen
- Discovering mosquitos are cure to yellow fever
- One of the world’s earliest submarines
- Silk fabric
- Irrigation canals
- The kite
- Domestication of rice
- Handheld crossbow
- Toilet paper
- Magnetic compass
- Circulation of paper currency (paper money)
- Land mines
- First written language
- The wheel
- Map making
- Discovery of alcohol
Middle Eastern inventions (prehistoric):
- Food supply
- Domestication of the cat and cattle
Southeast Asian invention (prehistoric):
- Domestication of chicken
- The mirror
- Ice cream
- Vertical sails
- Modern numbering system (also in Arabia)
- Metal movable type
- Ironclad “turtleboat”
- Medical incubator
- Moon buggy
- Video phone
- Computer microchips
- Isolated rice breeds
- Drug detection
- Jeepney (Jeeps)
Native American inventions:
- Maple syrup
Also, whites didn’t end slavery. Abraham Lincoln didn’t care about Black people and slavery until he knew that slavery was a very important economic part of the South, so he threatened to end slavery if they didn’t surrender because then the Confederate states would crumble, which is mostly what happened after they had to surrender. Slavery wasn’t necessary over after the Emancipation Proclamation, either. He only freed the slaves in the South. Sharecropping happened so after, which is basically slavery but only with drowning in debt so the Black families could become dependent on the white folk they’re on the land and work for.
For whites that were still throwing their shit in the streets in the early 1900s. YOU OWN NOTHING but the Manifest Destiny BS and Racism.
um…..even if that were true, who started slavery?
if i burn down your house i don’t get a cookie for calling 911
Interesting to note that while a history of animal cruelty is widely accepted to be a link with becoming a serial killer, the link between cruelty towards women and killing women is still up for debate. If a guy abuses a cat and then shoots women we say "we should have seen it coming that guy was nuts", but if abuses women and then shoots women we say "we had no way of seeing it coming that guy was a perfectly polite, kind and wonderful human”.
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
still say “HOKAY” and “well have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” it is 2013
I do too and it is now 2014
Forever calling it “le tired” yet getting viciously irritated at rage comics for random “le” usage.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST
burnthepasttotheground imperialguard64 zombieslayer283 slickdiamond
ourfeminismftw facesofpriviledge lolimawomyn random-guy-universe
oldsexistwhiteguy renamorcen pussyjuice69 flyingpiratemonkey
bottomfeeder666 pottergeek622 hobo-boy throw-away-opinions
THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO START PHOTOSHOPPING ANY SELFIES TAGGED UNDER COMMON TAGS LIKE “me” “my face” ETC. PLEASE BE SAFE
i refuse to stop reblogging these. i know that everybody and their mother is probably reblogging these and theyre probably all over everyones dash BUT i have yet to see one post with all the same tags and so here we are
Everyone, the spam isn’t over.
/b/ is planning to keep spamming, and they’re taking it to a personal level. Be super careful when tagging your selfies!!!
4chan confirmed for literal Shit
this is terrifying please take caution
if someone does this to you DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. dont post about, dont say anything that would hint to the fact that you know about it.
write down the post url, the blog url, the photo link, and any other information you have.
then take it directly to the police.
they can get arrested for defemation/slander, harassment, sexual harassment, and even pedophilia if youre a minor.
if they know you know theyll likely delete it before anything can be done.
someone did this to me when i was 14, by a 43 year old man from 4chan, and he edited it so i appeared to be nude and performing oral sex, and he was arrested for it.
once one of them gets arrested/in legal trouble theyll all stop.